Buy Us a Bone
Everything here is run by two people and supervised by two dogs. If the site made you laugh, you can throw a bone in the jar.
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Treat Jar
$12 once
Three bones' worth. Fate can hear the lid come off from another room.
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Zoomie Fund
$25 once
Six bones, or one very good toy that will be destroyed by Thursday.
Something else in mind? Pick your own number. A dollar is plenty, and more is very kind.
Tips are a thank-you, not a purchase, and nothing is shipped. Payments are handled by Stripe; we never see your card details. Would rather buy something real? The merch page is right there.